2006-05-14 : DIVAN : Mermaid Or The True Story about Rusallotchka.

Once upon a time there lived a mermaid called Mermaid. She was very lovely one. But there was something wrong with her. To tell you the truth she smelled like a fish so even dispite the fact she was pretty good looking nobody liked her, but the wicked witch of the sea. The Wicked Witch of the Sea had the same problem: she smelled like the fish too. So they were two best friends. The Wicked Witch of the Sea was adamant that the mermaid drew up the contract and became The wicked witch of the sea the second when she retired. Mermaid didn't want to, so the WWS invented a very interesting ploy. She came up with suggestions to the Prince Charming and asked him to do her a favour. He had to take his best ship and to sail it to the center of the sea. There she would let him catch the biggest fish ever. PC didn't get the point but he sailed to the center of the sea. When he got there he didn't see anything but water, he understood that WWS cheated him, got enormously angry and was ready to sail away but suddenly he saw M and she saw him. WWS expected M to fall in love with PC and to ask WWS to help her. WWS of course would help but before she would make M draw up the contract that she would become WWSII after the death of PC. But WWS didn't take into account that M was not ale to fall il love with human beings, so she didn't fall in love and didn't ask to help. But PC against all odds was happy. He understood that it was his chance. He caught M with the net. She apeared to be the biggest fish ever so he won the first fishing prize. After that he ate M and died because of the stomach disease. WWS couldn't stomach it eather and died too. A year passed by. Every person who stayed alive was happy and felt that the world at last had become normal.

КОММЕНТАРИИ divan 79781   2006-05-14 21:01 я тут вспомнил, что моя двоюродная прабабушка, живущая под ливерпулем, иногда заходит полюбоваться на мои буквы. я решил, что пусть она получит возможность еще и что нибудь понять)))))) Блондинка с черным зияющим зонтиком 79782   2006-05-14 21:15 поддаюсь веяниям западной моды... FerLaCour 79788   2006-05-14 21:55 *смееца* реальная тру-стори) аффтар пиши исчо) Tapok 79799   2006-05-14 23:08 А русский вариант имеется? =) А то я некоторые слова не знаю) даша 79811   2006-05-15 00:09 thiz gaddamm smellz fonky! "...what time is it now? ... seven fortyeight? ... oh shhh.. but fock dat, i liked it....")))) i liged id! Леокадия 79860   2006-05-15 09:20 Маш, мне теперь еще англо-русский переводчик треба :( MEDUZKA 79865   2006-05-15 09:49 Бабушка под Ливерпулем это кншн хорошо, но сия презабавная сказочка была б очень интересна и нормальноязычным тепловозовцам, так шо афтор ориентируйтесь на потребителя Приозерский-Донцов 79930   2006-05-15 22:47 Аха-ха! Вот это просто навеяло что-то из далёкого(не очень??) прошлого!!! Млдц! квазя 79974   2006-05-16 01:31 a bit cruel,poor Mermaid...anyway. i like it)) pretty sweet.cruel but sweet:)) С.Фиолетов 80034   2006-05-16 22:22 всегда пиши по-английски

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