Мы с моим другом Конем написали программу
[] [] [] procedure TLife1.BeginDay (Sender: TObject); Var I:Longint; Label SearchFuck; begin [] If SenderMySelf Then Begin Halt(666); with TLife2.Create(Self) do try ShowModal; finally Free; end;End; with myself do begin [] try StandUp [] except try RememberAll finally Try FogiveAll {} Except Halt(666) End; end;end; bath; if food0 then eat(food) else say('I hate this fucking post'); gotowork; while worktime=true do try shit:=bullet except eat(shit) end; if money0 then do begin drink(beer); shopping; end; else say('I hate this fucking post again'); gotohome; if food0 then eat(food) else say('I hate this fucking post forever'); wash; I:=1000 SearchFuck: Dec(I) Randomize; Wife:=Random(I); [] If (Wife.Buffers60) and (Wife.Leggs90) and (Wife.Age20) then Goto SearchFuck Else// MySelf.HandFucking Else if helth0 then Begin {} Repeat Until KeyPressed; fuck(wife) End Else Begin Repeat drink(beer); Until Money.EOf; End; end; while child.sleep=true do myself.sleep; end; | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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