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2006-05-14 : DIVAN :
Mermaid Or The True Story about Rusallotchka.
Once upon a time there lived a mermaid called Mermaid. She was very lovely one.
But there was something wrong with her. To tell you the truth she smelled like a
fish so even dispite the fact she was pretty good looking nobody liked her, but the
wicked witch of the sea. The Wicked Witch of the Sea had the same problem: she
smelled like the fish too. So they were two best friends. The Wicked Witch of the
Sea was adamant that the mermaid drew up the contract and became The wicked
witch of the sea the second when she retired. Mermaid didn't want to, so the WWS
invented a very interesting ploy. She came up with suggestions to the Prince
Charming and asked him to do her a favour. He had to take his best ship and to
sail it to the center of the sea. There she would let him catch the biggest fish ever.
PC didn't get the point but he sailed to the center of the sea. When he got there he
didn't see anything but water, he understood that WWS cheated him, got
enormously angry and was ready to sail away but suddenly he saw M and she saw
him. WWS expected M to fall in love with PC and to ask WWS to help her. WWS of
course would help but before she would make M draw up the contract that she
would become WWSII after the death of PC. But WWS didn't take into account that
M was not ale to fall il love with human beings, so she didn't fall in love and didn't
ask to help. But PC against all odds was happy. He understood that it was his
chance. He caught M with the net. She apeared to be the biggest fish ever so he
won the first fishing prize. After that he ate M and died because of the stomach
disease. WWS couldn't stomach it eather and died too. A year passed by. Every
person who stayed alive was happy and felt that the world at last had become
normal.
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